Free
Devotionals
and Poetry Journal
Keys to
Worship
A Personal Devotional by Debbie Hall
Quotes From My Children:
W = William Douglas Campbell
P = Paige Michael Campbell
H= Hope Elizabeth Campbell
W, 2 If you see a burning bush, you better take your shoes off
W, 3 Mommy, why are those men so angry? Seeing Preachers on TV
W, 3 Hey Daddy, Don’t mess with Texas. Because Jesus doesn’t want us to mess with Texas
W, 3 I’m gonna snuggle with you for a while and then I’m going back to bed!
W, 3 Then she’ll come back with an olive branch in her mouth. On Sadie Dog going outside to go to the bathroom.
W, 3 Are you going to bring Paige back here? On 1 year old brother and hospital.
W, 3 Daddy, I need to have a talk with you… I don’t want you to laugh at me anymore
W, 3 Singing: “But I’m not the cute one now” After I sang a Seseme Street Song, “I’m the big one now”
W, 3 Will, can you be my buddy? No, I’m Papaw’s buddy right now.
W, 3 No Daddy, I won’t be a fool for you- I’ll be a fool for Jesus- and so will Paige Satellite Soul Song- “I will be a fool for you”
W, 3 Mommy, you’re the only girl. 3 Boys and one girl.
W, 3 Laid down on top of his brother in the driveway and screamed for Mommy so that Paige wouldn’t go into the street
W, 3 To nursury worker: “I’ve been a little grumpy today- So I don’t play anymore- I’m just gonna site here
W, 3 But where is the 7-11? (when we were looking at a map of the Southeast US)
W, 4 When Mommy gets here, I’m telling her about this! When I washed his hair differently than Mommy does.
W, 4 I’m gonna grow and grow and grow and grow and grow and then I’ll be 10 years old. Then I’ll grow and grow and be big and strong like you Daddy
W, 4 On phone while I was in England- Day 5 of 21 day trip- “But Daddy, It’s too long”
W, 4 Mommy, I’m just like Daddy- Beaming, with a Superman-like cape on his back
W, 4 I’ll just give it all to Jesus- about first $4.00 allowance
W, 4 Papaw asked, Why do you want everything, Will. “Because I see everything.”
W, 4 Daddy, you’re not doing it right- about straw placement in Burger King Orane Juice
W, 4 Daddy, I’ve got a surprise for you. What is it? I can’t tell you because than it wouldn’t be a surprise!
W, 4 I don’t want to go there- I want to go to Hell. When Mommy talked to him about eternal life
W, 4 Jesus lives in Daddy. Well, He doesn’t live in me. Maybe one day he will. NO, the Ninja Turtles will.
W, 4 Drew Ninja Turtles, put the paper down the drain hoping that it would go down into the sewer and would make them come alive
W, 4 They forgot Youth Ministers! After reading Busy Workers!
P, 2 ‘Be Nice.” When I’d yell at him
W, 4 Could recite entire “Grinch that stole Christmas. I prayed he’d memorize the Bible like that
P, 2 No Dissin “Kissing”
W, 4 First Movie Bug’s Life
P,2 I love Jesus
W, 4 Mommy said, What’s the best thing about Christmas? W- Getting Stuff
W, 4 Daddy, Could you turn it to something a
kid would watch
I was watching C-Span- Clarence
Thomas Speech
P, 2 Daddy hold you!
W, 4 For Christmas I want matches and dynamite- so I can blow things up. Time to cut back on the cartoons
W, 4 Jokes! What folwer shows between nose
and chin? Tulips!
What city do cows live in? Moo York
Knock Knock Jokes!
Boo Hoo? Why you crying!
W, 4 Why did God make girls?
P, 2 P, are you Poo Poo? Yes, And Mrs. Jean can change it! (Church nursury worker)
P, 2 Do you like Basketball, P? Yea, and SOOOOOOOOccerr!!
P, 2 I love Mommy, Daddy, Jesus – I will give him a hug!
W, 5 Favorite Book – Pilgrim Progress
Sow- Zoom, Batman, Superman
W, 5 I Choose not to share! With Paige!
W, 5 I’m not really sure what I want to be when I grow up because I’m not really thinking abut it
W, 5 I only need to read 8 more books and then I’ll know everything!
W, 5 What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? Odor in the court!
W, 5 Made a 10 page cartoon book!
W, 5 On First Day of School: I can’t believe I have to do this for 12 years
P, 2, 9 mo. Mom: you’re a good boy. “no, I’m a baaaaaaaad boy
P, 2, 10 mo. Mom: I will win (this battle of the wills) “No, I will win”
P, 2, 11 mo. “I hate that guy” On Darth Vader
W, 5 About Anora: “If she was the last woman in the world, I would not marry her”
W, 5 Mommy, you’ve read me a hundred books since I was born, that’s why I’m so smart.
W, 8 “You haven’t seen him when he’s mad” After a boy said, “I wish you were my dad”
H, 3 “You got that right” After Papau said: “you’re a fine lass”
W, 8 Is this a church or a comedy club
P, 6 “Daddy Doesn’t have a job”
MOM: Yes he does, he’s a preacher
"That’s not a job!”
P, 6 “I asked Jesus in my heart”
“I have Jesus in my heart”
W, 9 Dobson said, “get kids to simulate a
date with mommy”
“But that would be adultery”
Daddy- “No, it would be practice
dating”
“Daddy, practice dating leads to
practice adultery”
P, 6 POM – “Paige, what did you do while I
was gone”
“Used your bathroom a lot”
H, 4 “Mommy, I know where we can get a
Chinese baby sister”
Where?
“The Baby
Superstore”
H, 4 P, 7 to Hope- “You shouldn’t have done that!” H- “Well, I’m the youngest, and I don’t have Jesus in my heart yet, so I don’t know any better”